Oh, the SunRisers of Hyderabad, they did shine, Dealing a blow to Lucknow Super Giants, oh so fine! In the IPL of 2024, playoffs chances were at stake, But the SunRisers won with a 10-wicket take! At the Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, they did play, A comprehensive victory, in a Dr. Seuss-like way!
Baap ko mat sikha
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Oh, what a sight to see, The visitors, how embarrassing they be! They surrendered to SRH’s openers, oh my, Abhishek Sharma and Travis Head, oh so spry. Chasing down the target, 167 runs to find, In just 9.4 overs, they left the visitors behind.
Oh, LSG captain KL Rahul, oh dear! He looked clueless, I fear. Against SRH openers’ onslaught, he stood, But his bowling changes did no good. No impact on the match, it seems, Oh, how it shattered his dreams!
Oh, KL Rahul, what a sight to see, Facing criticism, as big as can be. His batting effort, oh so slow, And his captaincy, a mighty blow. Furious and fuming, with his side’s shambolic show, LSG owner Sanjeev Goenka let his frustration flow. He vented his anger, oh so loud and clear, Directing it all at poor KL Rahul, my dear.
In the video, the LSG owner did scold, Near the dugout, where KL Rahul strolled. The Goenka’s chat, oh so fierce, With the LSG captain, caused quite a pierce. On the internet, a furore did arise, With fans and experts, oh how they chastise. His conduct, they bash, oh what a sight, In the world wide web, it’s causing a fright.
Oh, the LSG’s performance, how it did lack, In such an important match, oh, what a setback! The franchise owner, oh, frustration did arise, But confronting KL Rahul, oh, what a surprise! Most people, you see, didn’t agree, With how he chose, oh, so publicly, To express his anger, oh, what a sight, In a manner that didn’t feel quite right.
People did say, with voices so wise, That anger was felt, and justified in their eyes. But they did suggest, with a gentle plea, To have this talk in private, where no one could see.
Former RCB coach Mike Hesson and South African legend Graeme Smith, Didn’t appreciate Goenka’s aggression, that’s the truth henceforth.
Oh, Kl Rahul, a player so grand, Representing India, across the land. He shouts and he roars, on the ground so wide, Knowing cameras are there, capturing his stride. It can be done, oh so slyly, how very sneaky. Oh dear, dear Kl Rahul, Should not play, not at all! For in the remaining IPL matches, He should take a break, no catches! His skills may be fine and dandy, But it’s time to rest, oh so handy! Let others take the stage and shine, While Kl Rahul takes some time to recline! pic.twitter.com/3eTrdG6AYx — Oh my, what a sight to see! Mohali to Melbourne 82* (@MelbourneNT82) On May 8, 2024, I say with glee, A date that’s special, just you see. With joy and wonder, we shall explore, A day that’s like no other
Reacting to the visuals, oh what a sight! During the post-match show, oh what a delight! On JioCinema, Hesson did say, “He’s on his head, isn’t he?” in a playful way. He’s expressing his worries, and KL is saying, ‘Wait, not quite sure what you’re asking us to do’.”
Today was quite clear, you see, SRH were on it, from ball one, with glee. LSG, on the other hand, were a bit shy, Playing it safe, oh my, oh my! If you compare that with how Sunrisers play, No doubt there was a distinct gap, I say. The difference was clear, like night and day, In the way they approached the game, I must convey. “He’s expressing his dismay,” he said with a grin.
Oh, the owner, you see, so passionate is he, About his team, oh how it fills him with glee! His crew has suffered a walloping, oh my! Emotions are swirling, reaching the sky. You think these discussions should be kept out of sight, Said Smith with a voice that was polite.
Oh, the cameras, they’re everywhere, you see, They capture it all, not missing a thing, you see. KL Rahul would now go to press conferences, oh what joy! And other things he’d do, oh boy! Explaining what’s been discussed, he’d say, In his own unique Seussian way!
While the experts were a bit calculated in their view, The fans described the LSG owner’s aggression as “pathetic” too.
Oh, how pitiful it is to see, The owner of @LucknowIPL, oh me! Their actions, so pathetic and sad, Leaving us all feeling quite bad. Oh, the SRH management, you see, They never appear on the field, not even closely. Despite their bad seasons, they face such wrath, For getting involved, they tread a dangerous path. Just take a peek at this, my dear, @klrahul, oh how I fear, Leave this nonsense, oh so clear, Next year, my friend, let’s cheer! #SRHvsLSG, they exclaim, A battle of teams, a thrilling game, But let’s leave this behind, no shame, And look forward to a new frame.
After a scolding from his owner, many fans did say, “KL Rahul, dear sir, please go on your way! Prioritize your self-respect, don’t you see? Leave the franchise for good, and be truly free! Next year’s mega auction, it’s time to depart, Find a new team, and follow your heart!”
After this public spat, oh what a sight, I’m quite certain that KL Rahul will take flight. Leaving LSG, he’ll bid adieu, Next year, oh my, it will be true. Oh, the IPL, a grand display, Where fine big money comes to play. I understand the owner’s plight, The frustration they feel, day and night. But let me tell you, it’s quite a sight, To see Sanjiv Goenka, oh what a boss, so bright! He speaks volumes, oh yes he does, With his leadership, he surely buzzes! In this world of cricket, where fortunes are made, Sanjiv Goenka stands tall, unafraid. With his team in hand, he takes the lead, A boss like him, is what we all need!
Oh, the tale of KL Rahul, a player of great skill, To face the team owner’s wrath, it gives me a chill! In the national media, his troubles are told, Oh, how depressing, it leaves my heart cold! #Oh, how pitiful! Oh dear, dear friends, we understand your plight, You’re feeling down, we see it in your sight. But fret not, for we’re here to say, We’ll turn your frowns into smiles today! Talk it out, talk it out, behind closed doors, In a team meeting, oh, what a chore! But don’t fret, my friend, for it’s for the best, To resolve the issues and put them to rest! wrote another user, feeling blue.
This is the tale of Sanjeev Goenka-led RPGS Group, Venturing once more into the Indian Premier League loop. Their second endeavor, a journey anew, To entertain fans with cricket, through and through. He once owned Pune Super Giants, oh what a sight! And caused quite a stir by removing Dhoni from captaincy, what a plight!
While one can ponder and muse, About an IPL team owner’s views, Interfering in the franchise’s affairs, One can understand, if one dares. For it’s their hard-earned money, you see, That drives them to act, so spiritedly.
In India, oh what a sight, Everyone thinks they know, with all their might, About cricket, the game they adore, They claim to know it all, and even more! They are the greatest cricket experts, you see. With knowledge and wisdom, they’re as wise as can be. The way Sanjeev Goenka expressed his vexation after the match, it certainly appeared that he also holds his cricketing expertise in high esteem.
An owner’s passion for his team is swell, But he must know his limits, oh do tell! No teaching the pro cricketer, you see, For that’s not the owner’s expertise, oh gee!